He's No Whitney Houston

Title: He's No Whitney Houston
Wordcount: 4,642
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Aldis Hodge, Genevieve Cortese, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jim Beaver
Pairing(s): Jared/Jensen
Warning(s): Minor Violence
Beta(s): Flying solo on this one, read at your own risk.
Prompt(s): Written for the SMPC, and for Ashtraythief. This is one of her birthday fics, because the one I wanted to give her developed a stupidly complicated plot.
Disclaimer: I don't own what I built on, but I own what I built.
Summary: Jensen Ackles is a good bodyguard, he really is, but Jared Padalecki is a terrible client.
( He makes it four hours. )

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Free time? I didn't want that shit anyway.