B-Flick Madness

So as I attempt to write what is supposed to be an academic defense of investigating Supernatural for a semester my husband has decided that since our guests are no longer distracting me from depression he will put on The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. If you haven't seen it it's a modern movie made like a 50's b-flick. It also has the world's deadliest drinking game attached to it.

And oh look, rum.

This is going to be either the best or worst essay I've ever written.